Drunk Sexuality

One night, I went to the club in order to release. This is the first time in two months that I ever went out. However, this night became a night that I won't forget.

I arrived at a karaoke club and had an amazing time. I still go to that karaoke club and every time they go there, they are shocked that I know more rock music than the average African American male. The moment Aerosmith and Pink came on, I gave everyone a run for their money with my knowledge of rock music.

Then once I finished playing the music, the real party was happening off stage. Women were trying to get all over me. They attempted to take off my shirt, bump and grind around my privates, smooch, take me to the backroom. It was like I was wearing some type of cologne that made me a love magnet.

It turns out I wasn't wearing cologne. Gay men, women, and their husbands were drunk out of their brains, and they wanted to get a piece of the action from the rock star that was on stage. Surprisingly, I didn't run out of the building with my pants down my ankles. I stayed there and had myself a good time. I was partying like a rock star for one night.

However, it surprised me how mostly the women were having fun. They jumped on the stage and they were playing around with each other like they were really lesbians. The husbands were turned on immediately. They look at them and then looked at me. I don't know what they were on for me to be the target of one of their sexual urges.

I am used to things like this. I have older friends. I don't have friends around my age anymore. My oldest friend is in his fifties and my youngest friend is twenty six. So I'm used to things like this. It just shocks me when it happens.

Root Beer With An Edge (and 80-Proof)

You like your current root beer.

It's refreshing, it's sweet, and curiously, it pairs extremely well with pizza.

On this scorcher of a day, we don't want you to change that relationship. Rather, we'd like to suggest something similar to root beer but yet different. Very different. It's called ROOT, as in root beer, but more potent thanks to an 80-proof recipe.

To understand the genius behind this new, artisanally-produced, root liqueur, it helps to know a little root beer history (perfect for your next trivia night). Back in the 1700s, Native Americans introduced settlers to Root Tea, a root beer-like concoction. Over time, Root Tea evolved and became more potent, particularly in Pennsylvania, where the ingredients grew in abundance. During the Temperance Movement, a Philadelphia pharmacist removed the booze and ironically rechristened it... Root Beer.

Now, thanks to the clever nostalgists behind Hendricks Gin, ROOT has been reborn using all natural and organic ingredients, like pure cane sugar, spearmint, anise, birch bark, cloves, cardamom, and citrus. The result is a bourbon-like, rich smoky flavor that mixes well in cocktails and packs an alcohol volume of 40%.

Done right, it also makes for an impressive root beer float.
With a grown-up slant, of course…

YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRINK!!!